I had a dream...

Well this is a little bit random but I figured it was entertaining enough to write as a blog post. So here goes. I just woke up from a really bizarre dream. It had something to do with retro Mario bros memorabilia when all of a sudden I find myself walking into this Chinese convenience store in Chinatown. There was some Mario merchandise and as I walked further there were some pets, birds and fish, weird store (Don't ask). As I left this fat Chinese woman poked me with a small fish net and said: "You can't leave, you buy!" She was trying to hold me back with a small fish net, poking me with it. and trying to force me to buy something before I left. I exploded in anger, bent the fish net and told her that I wasn't buying anything and I started to trash the store, throwing stuff all over the floor and toppling over the chip shelves. Apparently my cousin had been on a date and entered the store with some random girl. He was also apparently a trainee cop or something he made believe he was trying to stop me by throwing chip bags at me but he was just trashing the store too. I destroyed the whole store as the Chinese lady was going crazy. Then the cops arrived and my cousin said I got away, showing them this ladder that had no feet or something claiming it was somehow my get away tool. Moral of the story, if a fat chinese woman tries to force something upon you: Explode in rage.