Tales of Brawl - machinama script

first part of the script.


Mario: Alright. It's a final battle weegiee!
Bowser: MArio... and that brother of yours-
Luigi: Weegee.
Bowser: ...right...but you will perish MARIO! 20 years MArio! 20 years of trying to enilate you, but now, thx to eggman and gannon, I have the ancient technology to kill you!
Luigi: oooh I get it. Gannan for the ancient and Eggman for the technology.
Mario: Weegeee.. just shutup.
Bowser: *transforms to gagabowser* RAwrrrrr
Luigi: ur ganna die Mario.
Mario: Luigi....we are plumbers. WE DIE LIKE PLUMBERS. THIS! IS!*bowser shot mario into a vortex*
lugi: weegee is going to kick your ass.
bowser: didn't you see what I did to ur brother! The vortex makes me invinsible! I AM THE F--- UNIVERSE- (reference from "alone in the dark" game ending)
luigi: that vortex is nuthing. Mr. L shows you a vortex!bowser: waiiit a minute... I know you... you are HIS brother...
luigi: you know it.
bowser: you are the full metal PLUMBER!
luigi: *does the dance smash ball*
bowser: NOOOOOOoo!!! The white vortex of his is reversing the polarity of mine!!!
Tales of Brawl *title*
*one week earlier*



p.s. u guys can change it as u please

P-P-P-Pillz Here!

So you guys recently played L4D at my house, but what you didn't realize is that the characters are high off pills while you were laughing your asses off. I give you Lious the #1 drug addict in the game. Remember to always grab your pills!

The Phantom Crapper

Have you ever gone to take a crap in a toilet that already had feces in it? This is the predicament that my family and I have faced several times at my house. We have recently installed a new bathroom in our basement. The bathroom works perfectly fine, but every now and then we see a big old piece of poo in the toilet. We have no idea where it comes from. None of my family members claim ownership to the stool in the toilet that seems to mysteriously show up on the most random occasions. I have reason to believe that there is a phantom living in my house that decides to take a crap in my basement toilet just for laughs. I imagine this supernatural being floating into the basement bathroom and leaving an otherworldly dump. Today the legend of the phantom crapper has extended to the newly installed second floor toilet. It was flooded today with no one taking the blame for the flooding. Who knows what the source of this mysterious dung is. If I find out who is to blame I will inform you all as soon as possible. Wish me luck.

How Nintendo screwed people with their Wii... (That sounds extremely wrong)

I'm waiting for Zhuping to say something about this post's title. Anyway I'm sure many of you were ecstatic when the Wii was going to be released way back in 2006 (Wow it's nearly 3 years already?). Anyway, I'm sure many of us, for the most part, were waiting for the release of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and maybe a chance to play some of the other innovative games like Wii Sports.

No one anticipated that the Wii would be such a weak system, hardware wise. (All of you Nintendo Fan boys out there; before you bash me, you should know that I am a huge Nintendo fan who only owns Nintendo Systems.) The system barely had a hard drive; 512 MB isn't nearly enough, I would have liked 2 GB or at least for the Wii to have made it to the 1 GB mark. We're not in the 1990s! Even today USB Flash Drives with at least 1 GB of memory are extremely cheap and becoming cheaper. But thank god Nintendo still allowed for external memory in the form of SD cards and even added compatibility in their latest Wii Update 4.0.

That's not the only problem that I have with the Wii, there is also the graphics. Originally I had no problem with the graphics, hoping that the innovative game play would be enough to make up for it completely. But it's almost 3 years into the Wii and I'm starting to believe this is another Gamecube at the end of it's life. The developers don't seem to be mastering the use of the Wii remote and many are not attempting to develop games that have realistic use of the controller. I own the best Wii games, and that is not saying much considering that there are only a few top Wii games above the 8.0 score rating on IGN.com. Besides those few top games such as Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, Wii Fit, Metroid Prime 3, Rock Band 2, etc. there is an overwhelming number of horrible titles for the Wii. Most of these horrible titles are targeted towards young children and are made with very low budgets. Many of these titles use graphics that are worse than the N64's and have generic titles like "Saturday Night Super Party Fun Elephant Bowling Extreme" (That's just an example, but I'm sure it's not too far off). Honestly, is this the kind of system that you wanted? I was looking at the games being released in January and February and most of those titles were horrible low budget games that achieved a 1.0-5.0 out of 10 on IGN. Seriously, where are all of those great publishers hiding? But these horrible games aren't really Nintendo's fault. The only possible explanation is that these publishers are taking advantage of the weak system specs, slapping on Wii remote functionality, and calling it a day.

The future of the Wii is inevitable. It will continue to be the #1 console, making the most money from games such as Wii Fit and all of those low budget games, unless you the gamers decide to stop buying those garbage titles, which may eventually happen in the long run. But I am starting to think that although there is still hope, Nintendo is taking too many shortcuts by recycling old games like Pikmin and Donkey Kong Jungle Beat and adding Wii remote functionality. Honestly, these were good games, but do we need to re-release them to prove that they are still fun with Wii Remote functionality? Nintendo should not concentrate on quick games and re-releases, it should put it's effort into making a new Pikmin and Donkey Kong title.

I think all we need is a new Zelda to make us forget of all of the horrible games that were released this year. I have some hope in Nintendo, and I'm looking forward to the new games that are in production such as The Conduit. Although the casual is doing very well right now, let's hope that the hardcore makes a comeback to the Wii. I know that we will never receive great titles like Resident Evil 5, Halo, or Soul Calibur 4 on the Wii but hopefully other developers, like the one that developed MadWorld, will begin to revive the hardcore on this small white console.

Stay tuned for my other Wii related rants to come!

RO Map

So I was searching Ragnarok tips and I found an interesting page of what would the world look like if you where to place every map together. (dungeons not included) Well it's too big to post it onto this page but if you go to this link http://www.roempire.com/database/?page=maps&act=world, it'll give u the descriptions of each sections as well. It's bigger than Hyrule xwx We need a horse.

P.S. I started playing that game and is now an assasin. Fear my cloaking jutsu *dissapears*

E3 2009

I'm inviting u guys on June 2nd or June 3rd and 4th for E3 streaming thru my computer to my plasma TV. We'll treat it as a football game and watch it with no shame of KFC and popcorn. Oh and a clip leaked for beyond good and evil 2. I played the first 1 on PS2 and this rlly brings back the memories... with hd details and realistic shadings. If u haven't play the first game it's rlly good. a mixture of Zelda and metal gear solid and futuristic fantasy city with governments trying to kill you.