Have you ever gone to take a crap in a toilet that already had feces in it? This is the predicament that my family and I have faced several times at my house. We have recently installed a new bathroom in our basement. The bathroom works perfectly fine, but every now and then we see a big old piece of poo in the toilet. We have no idea where it comes from. None of my family members claim ownership to the stool in the toilet that seems to mysteriously show up on the most random occasions. I have reason to believe that there is a phantom living in my house that decides to take a crap in my basement toilet just for laughs. I imagine this supernatural being floating into the basement bathroom and leaving an otherworldly dump. Today the legend of the phantom crapper has extended to the newly installed second floor toilet. It was flooded today with no one taking the blame for the flooding. Who knows what the source of this mysterious dung is. If I find out who is to blame I will inform you all as soon as possible. Wish me luck.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
The Phantom Crapper
Have you ever gone to take a crap in a toilet that already had feces in it? This is the predicament that my family and I have faced several times at my house. We have recently installed a new bathroom in our basement. The bathroom works perfectly fine, but every now and then we see a big old piece of poo in the toilet. We have no idea where it comes from. None of my family members claim ownership to the stool in the toilet that seems to mysteriously show up on the most random occasions. I have reason to believe that there is a phantom living in my house that decides to take a crap in my basement toilet just for laughs. I imagine this supernatural being floating into the basement bathroom and leaving an otherworldly dump. Today the legend of the phantom crapper has extended to the newly installed second floor toilet. It was flooded today with no one taking the blame for the flooding. Who knows what the source of this mysterious dung is. If I find out who is to blame I will inform you all as soon as possible. Wish me luck.
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i am offically afraid of using ur bathroom Nabil. Ever since you have the big hole in the floor which opened a vortex to the other dimesions.
ReplyDelete-kicks your door down armed with holy water and a cross- Lets kick some creeper ass! >=D
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